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Hey Waiter! - Single

by Jody Barton

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Hey Waiter

Hey waiter
Bring me some wine
two bottles of champagne
One red, one white
A piece of caviar as big as you please
Two roast chickens
And a piece of cheese

Silver buckles
On my shoes
Handkerchief on a stick
Baby you can't lose

Hey Pilgrim,
Sexy and clean,
I'd like a go on your tambourine,
There's affection in my tuck shop cloak,
For an angular priestess in a shiny black rowing boat,
I'd like to set a new record in her castle moat.

Hey wet cheeks,
See how you feel,
When we get to the water wheel,
I know they play Steve Hillage,
At the campsite cafe by the model village,
There, plastic tablecloths resist a spillage.

Cheap hotels
but good reviews
I hope you brought some comfortable shoes
This Bohemian district
Ain't no scam
Artisan toffee
Speciality ham
Fresh baguettes
And a poetry slam


released March 3, 2021


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